Hello right now I'm doing my skin care so do your best British accent Hi love sorry about the dramatic pauses just don't know what to say

Oh McQueen's dad just fucking died in a fucking death bed and we had a Monja why was it my fucking beans and toast in my tea yeah smoke inside world in it

Oh you're bloody fucking wanker to drink my beer or a smack the living shit out your boy

What do I say I am British them are great heavens

So I like shut the fuck up you're a fucking go ahead fucking with me all the fucking time like night like that ass you sound like a fucking tornado siren like what the fuck

I ain't looking man off a brickhead Oh, you buy brickheads and they cut off a brickhead EES

So I had a thought right as I was walking down the road I see a person right and he starts saying some gibberish I'm like, are you okay mate? And you don't know, and I'm like, you twat. Get out of my fucking way!

HURT MY FUGIN' TEA

I do not have a good British accent but I am trying. I am really trying.

I am Brash, so like... Here's my best accent. Here's my best British accent. Hi, I'm British.

Well at least we don't have school shootings. That was so fucking bad.