How come when a girl gets pregnant everybody always congratulate her and touches her stomach even though it was a man's job like honestly y'all should start like patting the man's balls and be like good job because I would definitely get a girl pregnant for that

Yes but I need someone to tickle my balls every time are you golfing on God

Sometimes I don't know if a girl is pregnant or just fat.

B-B-BURP! Uhhh... Well... Just to remind you... It is women's history month buddy.

Do you know bro you can impregnate mean to hurt you talking about

Y'all don't be patting his balls

Wow, just wow, just wow.

I think because we carry it for nine months you know, you know, just like you know, deal with all the pain for nine months, right? but hey, you know, it's not a bad idea, you know, just saying. oof Bye. Bye.

I was saying that my whole life right there on this damn right you don't know then we can celebrate it how long to get to my balls time is it

Because literally dude, it's a miracle for even women to even carry babies like dude So disrespectful like dude How did your mom raise you? I hope she's glad.

I know this is a joke but like Yeah, you having an orgasm and never able to have a woman finish is definitely you doing the job while she has to go through pain for nine months and get her vagina ripped.