Bro jacks off with both hands.

You look like you like being one

Brock Lesnar wanna be on God

Babe, you look like a tic-tac.

Goofy uh haircut

Cuz why is the upper half of your arm bigger than your face? That is not okay.

You look like you fart in toilets and flush it.

Will you lack in a decent hairstyle you make up for your arms

Hi, my name's Chuck. And everyone thinks I'm a douchebag, but no, I just post muscle pics on the internet to get a valuation because my dad never gave me it.

You look like you're a racist.