Has anybody ever had a near death experience

Yes, childbirth.

So I was a go-go dancer and I escaped two club shootings, but the craziest one for me was at Club Glitz in Orlando. the guy who got shot was on my dance stage and I had just like told my friend I need to put more lip gloss on and that saved my life.

Yes, yes, a very scary near death experience. So check it out. I was working as a job and that was my only source of income. And I was getting ready to go sign a lease. And then I realized that was my only source of income. But, yeah, it was...

Motherfucker I was swimming in this fat kid fucking hopped on me like I was a fucking surfing board and I could not get the fuck up he was way too big

When I was younger I didn't really know what high tide was and also was a really strong swimmer but we went to the beach one year and a big wave was trying to take me to the middle of the ocean and drown me and beat the shit out of me.

So my Thea took me to the deep end of the ocean and I was like eight so I was like 4 feet tall I don't know and she just left me so I was like drowning fighting against the waves I don't even know how I survive to be honest

OK so like my near death experience story is walking into the bathroom and my dad leaves it on usually he drops a bomb in there and I'm not able to survive should be crazy man

12 or 11 so my friend across the road fucking cockamon I ran at a bag on the car was going pretty fast Hit my bag and it fucking flipped at me. I didn't fucking died there and then broke. I wish I did

I want time at least with Certain Drago smoking some weed and it was a parent no idea wind with the hospital so badly

Yeah, whenever I was driving a golf cart with my friend, um, we were flooring that beach. Look, I'm in the fastest foot. And I just turned the fucking wheel, and I flipped the hoe. That hoe was broke. So yeah.