You know, other than money, financial stability, know-how, intelligence on things that most women don't know, you know, that's what I bring to the table. But the real question is, what do women bring to the table nowadays? Not shit, because they don't care. They just want money, or sex, or popularity, and that's fucking it.

I don't fucking know.

AHA! DEH DOOT!

Fuck you.

I bring laughs, drugs, alcohol, and... Um... That's about it, yeah. And a good time, I guess, if that counts, you know.

I bring justice and peace to my new empire.

You wanna know what I bring to the table? I bring my phone. And that's it. What else do I bring? My soul? Nah.