I want to know your best conspiracy theory you have and I want to hear it all

Vermont was created by Bernie Sanders and And the Eiffel Tower isn't real because I've never seen it before so it doesn't exist. It's a vibe and scene and it's not real.

Adam isn't a real season, it isn't real or fall. It's what they do. The government officials, they get a little else and they paint. They go to Home Depot, get paint, and they paint all the leaves of every single tree in the world in America.

It gets cold during the night. It's because the elites don't want me to see any alien activity so they make it cold so I can cover up and go to sleep. The amount of stimulants I have would give an elephant a damn heart attack. So try me bitch.

I got a name! I got a name!

That's it. They choose their little outfits. That's all they do. That's the government. You don't see the government. I just... the government's trying to choke me with respect.

If you eat a butcher tomatoes will your skin turn red because I think about that for a second

There are fake abandoned buildings around the world that are used that the CIA uses and the FBI uses and it's secret headquarters. A lot of people don't know about it, but if you ever just go to certain abandoned buildings it'll say like fake.

That Donald Trump is a time traveler. Like you can look it up like his son and everything. Like he goes back to like his like great-great-grandfather or something like that. clips off that Mac file it just found a mistake this year, and the just found a mistake this

My best conspiracy theory is, I don't got one.

Birds aren't real. They were all killed in the 1970s and replaced with government surveillance drones. You gotta kill him all on sight when you see him. You don't want the government to spy on you.