I know I'm ugly as hell, but guess how old I am?

You rock...rest dripping beat答

It's like a win-win situation. You look 12 on one hand, but you look 34 on the other.

10, 11, or 12, or maybe 13, I don't know.

Bitch you look like you could be my fucking grandma but your voice sounds like you're fucking 12 so I can't tell what's in between but like I'm probably gonna guess like Because I'm not feeling mean today, like 24.

Biiiit, do you like 9? The oldest you are is 13.

See, I really hope you like above eight because you like a porn star, my guy.

Why are you so young and asking? Never mind. Never mind.

woo

Not gonna lie you look like you're 30 but like 12 at the same time

Maybe you shouldn't have done that little pose. I mean, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but the pose wasn't it. I mean, if you just looked normal in that photo, like didn't stick those lips out, then like it would have been better, you know? You wouldn't have been calling yourself ugly, you know what I mean?