If you are in a dangerous situation right now and the person had your parents at gunpoint but they gave you an option to save one parent who would you save your mom or dad.

Nobody, I don't give a fuck.

I will save my mom because my dad is barely around anyway

I'm my mom because I don't know who my dad is.

May not even go to dad

No I'm saving myself

Damn straight my dad. Like, I fucking hate my mom bro.

I ain't say he'll need it, he gonna have to kill all three of us on bro.

Mom, 100% mom.

What is so many of you like a deadbeat dads what the fuck is going on

Naturally is gonna be my mom because you gave birth to me so I got to it it would just feel wrong