Okay, I want to know what is a story that you have about like a crazy ex or like Like were they super jealous? Did they slash your tires? What did they do? like what was so crazy.

She gonna put glitter all over my clothes in my shoes are still ain't got glitter Elmo forces bro this shit was a year ago bro she grew you see you

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I used to ask my ex to like kick me in the stomach and punch me like he only did it because I asked him to but I had psychotic episodes and he knew that and he should have known not to do those things because I was in a psychotic episode.

Super jealous like wouldn't let me talk to any boys like if I had boy colleagues at work, it'd be, oh my god, a literal fight every single night.

I got a few but I'm going on the bus I had this girl follow me for blocks my boy can you pick me up we're going to a party cake but I tried to get the closest Chase we have in the car she jumped on the windshield like a serial killer

My ex stabbed my dog in the arm I told the cops and he got arrested so fuck that bitch

Bro my ex cut my dick off

One time, a few years back, I actually dated two girls at the same time. They both lived with me. They called themselves sister wives. It's a good time, not sustainable, but a good time.

Meantime I had a fucking crazy eggs or whatever was when my ex made me think like you guys letting you make me think I'm inviting me that him and his ex girlfriend which is also his best friend we're doing shit but this whole time they were doing shit

My ex cheated on me for this year relationship I for gave her six years later after I joined the military she broke up with me and got back with the same dude cheated on me with the first time and got pregnant