Tell me a fucked up joke that would make many of us laugh

My granddad always told me not to rely too much on technology, so like, I pulled his plug.

I have a couple throughout that funny but What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of children I like them.

What food can orphan not eat? Homemade. Why did the orphan not get in trouble? because the teachers couldn't call home.

What is the Indians favorite car? 9-11-port

Go to fundament that was Leggate to move back to India only to find a motive cookies no talking to you so could she have a fever in the jungle fever is my mum decided to book a night in them straight back and you look on the mystically set the alarm for six at the top nine

How do you look at another one show me my friends birthday right above the trampoline is like $300 and shit in and he's like why would you give me this why would you give me a sound like shut your ungrateful ass up and get out of your fucking wheelchair and get all the Japanese are jumping

Your mom is so nasty she suck your dads dick give you a kiss good night

Why are black people so tall Because they're Negroes ha ha ha ha When I was 16 my dad used to beat the shit out of

Your face?

What do you call a group of suicidal people that all hang around together in the suicide squad?