Mom say something funny also just like say the most randomness thing with the first thing that comes to your freaking brain whatever that is just say it and freaking send it bro I just freaking do it

I'm sorry but the guy he looks like Lord Farqua from Shrek

You asked that's honestly didn't does the finish of the chemo and bread soup That is why is it joking I'm joking I'm just joking

How strong does a horse need to be to pull a carriage?

If he doesn't love me I'm going to hell because I'm going to go to store open

Pussy fart.

Shut them apple bottom jeans boots with the fur with the fur the whole club looking at her she had to force you to feel next thing you know so we got low low low low low low low

Peepee poop in french fries. poop if you trace

I don't believe in the Lord the Lord believes in me so if that means my grandmother ate all my laxatives and started shooting up on my wall shooting up a storm I ain't gonna clean it because of the Lord I'm gonna do it it just won't you doing

I'm gonna sing my favorite song I want to rip out my intestines through them and see I want to raise the money to invest in plastic surgery I want to cover myself from head to toe in super sexy skies cause I mean are you supposed to burn if you're a star

Sweet home Alabama