All right I'll go first I'm sorry I've never done this on camera before

Shut the fuck up!

I don't know what the fuck I just listened to, but I'm beyond traumatized. I don't even know how to react to that. I don't know what the fuck to say, dude. I'm gonna be thinking about this all day. Why the fuck did I just hear that bullshit? What the fuck?

Mmm. Mmm. Cough, cough, cough. Shit. Ah, ah. Gosh. Mm. Mmm. Hair Cut

Man, fuck it.

What Call heavy-metal intro yes Jack why are flags at half of the way up

What the hell is deaf in the wind, oh my, for you, get your goofy ass off.

I've got a cat next to me right now and the poor thing is traumatised after hearing that so thanks a lot.

Shut shut the hell up bitch kill yourself go sit in the middle of a road and the car run over you bitch Bitch

Well, I'm gonna go get my shotgun and maybe shoot something.

Bro what the fuck