What are some really good reasons to have a child?

Alamone and child support, you are so welcome.

I mean I know that I am not ready to have a child because I'm not where I want to be in my career but I feel like if you are at the highest levels of your career and you're very happy with her you're out there and into relationship that maybe it's time to have a kid and teach them everything you know

Because they're really cute they're really cute and it's fulfilling to raise them

The only good reason to have a child is because you want to and you're not gonna bitch about it if nobody else is willing to help you with sad child

It's your little slave.

You can open a credit card under the name. You can use them as your own personal slave And you can get child support for your money.

Look, the best reason to have a child is the driver see the movie Chucky. I remember that our way do a dumb. Yeah, all of that. So basically when you get old, you transfer your consciousness into your child. And you

Um, when you have a child, like if you're a girl, if you're pregnant, you can use that as an advantage to get seats and to make people feel bad for you and money. Yeah, money.

A great reason to have a child is that it's your own personal little slave. You want a drink with some snacks, send them to go get you some snacks. You want someone to pick up your clothes, make them go pick up your clothes because they're a child and they'll literally do everything you say.

Nine. Fuck them kids.