What are some really good reasons to have a child?

Nothing nothing is good to fuck you see there's a **** me you bitch

Project Unbappy

So you could have a slave.

Adoption.

Uh, you really want one?

Taxes, tax return.

They're fun

I say a good reason to have a kid is because of child support. The mother's definitely going to pay me because I'm taking that kid. Because I definitely love the kid. Definitely not for the child support. Yeah, new contact.

Celebrity.

Okay, hear me out. The more children that you're gonna have, right? The higher the chance that you're gonna have a kid that goes to Hollywood and who's gonna pay the bills. Hollywood kid.