I play hide and go seek with my stuff animals on God that should be fun

Probably urm painting.

for me is dancing in the middle of the night and bathroom thinking like I'm in some beach bar somewhere.

Sucking on mom's toes

What is that? I'm thinking of murdering my co-worker every fucking day.

I'm obviously watching BBC the lady BC porn is the best bro like put that big fat black hole

It's like not really a secret hobby but I want to draw at home because for some reason my drawings look ugly as fuck like whenever I draw at school. But for some reason whenever I draw them, my drawings turn out like ten times per year.

Oh one of them is crocheting I don't tell people because I feel like most people are friends with don't you know go with that and then also I have a huge addiction to Disney not an addiction but like I enjoy watching a lot so

Um, this is kinda like, I'm very proud of this and I love it so much, but my secret hobby is fucking your dad.

This isn't really a hobby but my fingers can do the splits and for anyone says, oh mine can do that too no mine can actually like, they can go all the way down like my whole entire fingers Yeah, that on the ground or on the table