So like you're ever taking a shit in like a dog come out of the toilet

yeah I really like I take shit and like I don't know why but sometimes the shit like you know evaporates out of the toilet water and goes inside it squeezes this stuff inside my booty hole and like it's really normal.

For real like bro trying to take a dump in this giant German Shepherd in the toilet bro, clog it up the drain

Y'all everyone to the grocery store to get your feet cleaned.

Naw, because I be taking any nasty shit ever, like smelling like a whole atomic bomb. And then my dad shows up out of nowhere like, but you weren't here for like, who knows how long and you're showing them now? Oh, Lord, yeah, always happens.

Yeah, all the time. Like, I take... Like, every single time I try to take a shit, just like... Like, this big dog comes up from my toilet. Yeah, a massive dog. Like, yeah. I agree with you, the biggest show ever.

Yo bro, I took a sheet yesterday. The dog just came up in the toilet. I felt it in my eyes while I was waiting. I was like, what the fuck? Uh, yeah, oh yeah.

Oh my dearie days, yes! That happens all the time!

Yes, this happens all the time. I literally thought I was the only one but I guess not like it happens all the time I don't know why it just doesn't stop

Yeah yeah it definitely happened to me so many times like that bitch came out and bit my Coochie

I think that's just you bro, to be completely honest