So like you're ever taking a shit in like a dog come out of the toilet

nah bro but a snake I came out one time with me he bit my ass hole I had to go get surgery on it

nah this is so relatable

Now cuz tell me why real story also like I was sitting on the toilet on my phone after I got them things and Bro when I got up The spider was enormous!

A fucking golden retriever popped out of the toilet like beef oh fuck you for real

No, the...

As a matter of fact, I'm taking a shit right now.

No, I did... do you live in Mexico? So, cause the only dog I could probably fit through a pipe is a Chihuahua.

Happens to me every fucking day like I finally found people that this happens to you at all that is just me

Dog never a snake once it was so creepy but funny

I know but if Biden came and beat my ass in the car backed in there