So like you're ever taking a shit in like a dog come out of the toilet

nah bruh bruh bruh my shit it flew back up to me like it flew up like if you're like if you have a boner and like it was like formed like that and it was just rising up to heaven, bro. I'm telling you, like, bro.

All funny shit aside though, I'm kind of mortified to ever sit on the toilet at night again because like this was really recent. I sat on the toilet in the middle of the night, it was dark and a fucking frog, man. a frog jumped on my pussy.

The same thing happened with me but with a snake.

Dude, what is wrong with you?

I know, but I always had this fear that the genie version of Jafar would pop out of my toilet and drag me into the Elmo land realm, or Grouchland, whatever the movie was called. I was so scared of that happening to me.

This happened to me about one, two, three, four, zero times.

This happens a lot actually like I looked down the toilet and the dog started barking so I just bark back and then shit over it

This is so relatable this happened to me one time so like I was on a vacation right and when we were on the road I was holding my shit in for like a really long time and then when we got to the place I had to go to the bathroom and then I will say

Man, I be sitting there and then a whole fucking cow comes out the toilet bro. And I just stood right there like, oh shit, he gonna buy my balls off.

What the fuck Yeah bro a fucking pitbull came out the asshole when I took a piss you know I did I didn't even know how it came out it was fucking ginormous bill paid the fucking toilet