So like you're ever taking a shit in like a dog come out of the toilet

bro all the time it's always like a chihuahua or sometimes I even got a german shepherd like a full grown german shepherd just kind of out it's like it's head just popping out it's like this most relatable thing I've seen today. This is so real.

Always bro, always always

Ohhhhhhh because tell me what happened to me this morning. It was crazy. I kinda like you now.

Brown.

No, but I'll be taking this shit and my cat will come up with my ass. True story.

Bro, what the f- Because my hamster came out as a bodybuilder like what the fuck?

Bro, I took a shit once and an elephant came out of the toilet.

So I'm not gonna even lie, about like three years ago I'm using the bathroom right, something beat me I screamed and then I look in the toilet and a snake is coming I'm not my toy.

Yeah, happens all the time and needs my d-

******, you said what?