Have you ever seen a man so so fucking attractive so majestic that you just like wish you could impregnate him like you look at him like man I wish I can get him pregnant

Um... Yeah? I don't know. I'm too lazy to carry the baby.

Excuse me What is you OK bro I am I need a break from this app

There you go, what?

Yes but I've also wanted to impregnate a pickle Like stick my whole dick into a pickle jar like cause I'm shit is so good you know

Girl, what the fuck?

OK but like Austin Butler Don't even get me started he's so fine

Bro so I just saw this lesbian couple at work today and I saw them walking on the island one of them had like stuff in their pocket and I swear to God I thought they were pregnant and my immediate thought was like oh my god they must be trans I was like no dude that's a big sense

Let's go!

I think they should for change because they always trying to get us pregnant and we have to deal with the consequences and they don't and it really fucking sucks and it's not fair and I just I do want to buy a logical child but I don't want to have to go through pet pregnancy yeah I still wanna adopt because there's too many homeless children but yeah

and we'll delete this app right