Not gonna lie, if I saw that baby, I would pick it up and fucking pelt the **** into the stratosphere.

Oh, this baby got born into max difficulty on God, bro.

That is an ugly ass baby. I think that baby is from a different planet, cause there ain't no way that thinks from Nerf.

What the hell What the fuck?

I'm not gonna lie, he need to go straight to the adoption center.

Like a little Gabb or I just wanna stick it under a bridge in the wee it

I'm not even gonna lie right now. That shit looks like a mad McChicken brah. That shit looks angry as shit

Damn, what did you do to the baby? Bro, have you a part for the parents, you know?

Baby is a big lip monkey. It looked like you fucked the gorilla. The baby looks retarded. I don't know. I don't got nothing else to say.

I mean you can always swap name tags in the hospital.