Anonymous i have a pet rat and i told my friend it was a hmaster snd she has a hige phobia of rats so when she found out she threw it out of the window and i cried for a ywar staright.
Anonymous i was sleeping at my friends house and i was sooooo hungry so i ate the moldy cheesburger that was under her bed
Anonymous i pooped my pants when i went on my first date and he asked me why my white pants were brown