I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth. Allergic to fake lashes and sensitive folk.Love buzzwords and shooting the shit.🇱🇨🇬🇧

Looking to chat with cool people on here

Currently trapped under cardboard boxes 📦 📦 📦 📦

if you hear me i am lying down in my pyjamas

I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth. Allergic to fake lashes and sensitive folk.Love buzzwords and shooting the shit.🇱🇨🇬🇧

🇬🇧Just a Brit Chick 🐤 who talks about it all! More than a 1 trick pony!😜This is the internet not real life, get a grip.

Uncle Martyn

Active listener, podcaster, legal expert, father, stoic philosopher, and broad minded thinker!