First of all, pancakes are so much better. Waffles are kind of nasty, especially the egg ones. Like, for real.

You need to be respectful. Say it nicely. My bad. My sister just told me to be respectful. Hello, how are you doing today on this fine evening? You are not American. You are not American, Mohib. I do not know why you're putting on that accent. But you need to pipe down. She's not going to pick you. She's too beautiful. Masha'Allah. That is so cringe. I'm letting her go.

First of all, pancakes. Second of all, who is that? Like, who is that in that picture? Is that your mother? Is that you? Is that your friend? Because if that's your friend, or your mother, I'm gonna have to get them digits. Hehehehe. I'm being that stepmama. Hehehehe. Best to believe! Hehehehe.

Pancakes is better, it's better to get something soft and fluffy, it's like flat too, so it's good.