I have no women in my life, except my mom, and my grandma, and my cousin, and my sister, and my other cousin, and my cousins on my dad's side. But I have no women in my life that are dateable. Well, technically they are dateable, but like, I don't swing that way. I don't live in Alabama, you know. We're not weird like that, you feel me?

I hope you two break up and never fucking talk again.