Damn, people watchers of Americans be like...

Mm-hmm, how y'all doing today, mm-hmm. Well, I don't know who this lady is, but, uh, apparently a goddamn squirrel's eating some pumpkin. That's what she's doing. Mm-hmm. Uh, and it's wintertime. Plus, she's fat. Because it's cold. That's stupid. Mm-hmm. Show your ass.

I have never seen a squirrel this fat before. I didn't think that squirrels could get this fat. Wow. But you know what? It doesn't matter. He is so cute anyway. He's a cute little fat squirrel. Aww, he is so cute. Aww. I wonder if he's that fat. I wonder if he could go up.

Right, what the squirrel did to her? I can't.

Look, do you know what would have been fucking hilarious? Is if you said all that, without saying the squirrel, and then pointed the camera back at you, and seen what you looked like. Because I bet you, you would have been fat as fuck as well. You sound it.

yeah this this here is a official house squirrel look at him he is not active at all it don't look like he bout to go run across the street and trick nobody it don't even look like he gonna leave that yard he got everything there he got his own bedroom in that house four walls a door uh got all the nuts he need paul yeah man