OK, you guys got to hear about this because I first of all, I didn't know it was such a popular thing to do, apparently. But have you ever heard of dishwasher salmon? And in case you haven't, basically, it's people seasoning up salmon, wrapping it in foil and then putting it in the top rack of their dishwasher and then closing the dishwasher door, running a cycle. And by the time the cycle is done, the salmon is ready to eat. I love seafood, especially salmon, but you could not pay me enough to eat dishwasher salmon that just like the thought of potential cross contamination with soap. And I don't. Oh, my gosh. No, I'm so sorry. I can't do it. I have heard of it, but I've never tried it. So if you heard of it, have you tried it? Let me know. But if you haven't heard of it, well, now, you know.

I've not heard of the salmon in the dishwasher, however, I've heard of people putting other foods and cooking them in the dishwasher, so this isn't far-fetched, however, it screams unsanitary. Um, I get it, steam, hot steam, I don't give a damn, I'm not putting my salmon in my dishwasher to cook. Mm-mm. What's wrong with the oven? The hell? Ha ha. Mm-mm.

That's fucking disgusting and definitely cost more than any other cooking option You know 12 minutes in the airfryer six minutes each side will cook you the best salmon you've ever ate so that fucking Gallons of water washed fucking salmon bullshit is nasty as shit

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Ew, it sounds like bacteria that grows on your plates when you just put it in the dishwasher and you don't actually turn it on. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!