So I gotta go on a rant real quick about certain ladies in today's social climate who think every minor inconvenience that a man gives them automatically makes them sassy. And what pisses me off about that is, what the fuck does sassy even mean? Do you mean like fruity? Do you mean gay? Because if that's the case, just say zesty. I don't understand this whole sassy, sassy men apocalypse thing that they're doing where if you do one thing that isn't macho, manly, fucking pumping oil into your veins, you're labeled sassy, sassy, and zesty, and you automatically suck a dick. What the fuck is that bullshit, bro? For example, I saw a story on TikTok, and she asked him to pay for his order. Mind you, they're friends. That's not his girlfriend, all right? They're friends. Boy and girl platonic, that's not his girlfriend. He said, nah. And she was like, you're so sassy. Like what? What do you mean? What do you mean sassy? You're not his girl. You are a rando. You're an NPC that he hangs out with sometimes to get some side quest XP. What are you talking about, bro? What do you mean sassy? You a goofy. Like, bro, shut up and make some sandwiches or some shit. If you're so fucking hungry, go wash the dishes and fill up a fucking bowl of cereal, pal.

I meant pay for her meal, but y'all already knew that.

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