You sound like you're nine. What?

You sound like you wanna touch, kids.

Diego, what the fuck?

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You've gotta legit be 5 years old, how are you even fucking allowed on this app?

Deagle, first of all, he likes touching windows, not little kids, and now little kids sound like a kid on Fortnite that be trying to date every girl he come across.

You all scare me.

Bro, like, just by that comment alone, bro, you gotta go sit in the corner, bro. Like, I'm not about to lie to you, bro. Just think about and reflect about your actions. Because you damn near sound like a grown-ass man in his 20s, bro. Please, bro, just think about your actions, cuz. You got kids, bro. *****, I know your wife probably mad as hell that you on this app, bro. Please, dawg, just take a chill pill, bro. It's not that serious. It's not that serious, bro. You over here moaning and shit, bro. Like, nah, bro. This ain't the app for this, bro. Like, I promise you, it's not.