This is why I don't swim in the ocean. I was born on land. I mean, I get enough water bathing. Yeah, yeah.

Uh, yeah. There's no such thing as a Ningen. It doesn't exist. It was invented by internet users in the mid-2000s. Throw this in the category of Sasquatch and Chupacabra, this is not a thing.

Yes, there is such thing as sasquatch and there are sea creatures and things like that. Some people just have to see things before they believe it, but I believe these things and more are in the deep, deep ocean where we cannot see, where we do not go, where things explode before you can get there, same as space. There's some things we aren't meant to know yet.

Yeah, give me another reason not to go into the ocean.

It looks like a sperm cell that your dad's been smoking so much crack and that's what sperm cells look like when you smoke crack.

And this is why I stay out the ocean, because you don't know what the dark waters lie. The hardest lie lives at the bottom of the ocean, lies on the floor, lying, but ew.

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