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Cunty McShitballs
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Queen Donatella
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Queen Donatella
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Yeah, what it do, what it do, brethren and sistren of the stereo community. This post is for actually a promo, so I would like any willing participants to pretend you are calling in to work and give me your best excuse, no matter how outlandish, no matter how bizarre. I'd like to hear some of the best ones. I will use in a reel for a promo for my new song, Sick Days, which comes out November 2nd. I'm also dropping one tomorrow called Take It Easy, but yeah, we're focusing on Sick Days right here. So let me hear what y'all got. Go ahead and call in to work. Shouts to y'all.
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How y'all doin' today? Yeah, this one's pretty goddamn easy. I do it all the time. You know, I'll call my boss and tell him my anal glaucoma's flaring up. And tell him I don't see my ass going into work today. So, yeah.
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Yeah, this Donatella. I'm not going to be in work today. I'm actually not going to be in work for a while. I just got drafted to go fight in the war, the Palestinian war right now. And then also the Russia vs. Ukraine war. Yeah, I know I'm American, but they don't have enough soldiers. So they just drafted everybody. So I'll be back next year.
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yeah this is Donatella again so like I was on my way to work you never gonna believe this I was on my way to work and I hit a deer and then the motherfucking deer got up and carjacked me help me at gunpoint everything I didn't even know that deer could hold guns or whatever so I mean of course I'm gonna go ahead and get out the car because this is a miracle
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So, I just feel like that was a sign from God that I did not need to be at work today. So, I'm going to go ahead and take the day off.
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Hey, what's going on live wire? Yeah. Um, well, I can't come to work today. What do you mean? You can't come to work? Um, yeah, you know how they say Jesus take the wheel Uh-huh. You know, I'm a godly man, right? Uh-huh Yeah, Jesus Jesus don't took the wheel and took me right back home. I can't go against his wishes What I mean, what am I supposed to do? I don't know sir. I can't go against me. It's the Lord above So I see you tomorrow
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