Hello, my name's Bear Grylls. Today I'm going to show you how to wipe yourself when you're out in the wild. All you've got to do is take a leaf, use it as toilet paper, and wipe your fucking ass.

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa wait wait wait so y'all telling me you don't wipe your ass when you go toilet so if i take a shit right and i want to wipe my ass there gonna be a skip mark in my fucking ****** like what the hell oh my gosh y'all need to wipe your ass when you go toilet because if you don't do that i'm i'm leaving like i'm leaving the door what what kind of question is

I mean, with the fact that she starts off with an animal, wipes her butt, okay, you're an animal, not a human. Okay, cool, I get it. Hey, y'all not new to this, you know, you got the free bleeding, we already know what that is, not washing the legs, not using wash rags, and now she talking about she don't want to wipe her ass. I mean, hey, well, you're American, we understand the background, Europe wasn't really a clean culture, and more mud butt to you, you know?

Why are you posting us on stereo? I'm a little bit concerned.

Lady, you kinda fuckin' nasty. I ain't gon' lie. Wipe yo' ass. That shit probably stink. Oh my god, I would hate to be your fuckin' man. Eww. I'm gonna live with that smell. Eww.

Not to be funny, but imagine just, you know, smelling it, like, I wonder how it smells. Because who in the right-sided mind decides, oh, I don't wash my bum because this, this, and that. Like, that's, that's just nasty.

STINK ASS FUNK ASS DIRTY BOOTY ASS GIRL WTF BRUH LIKE LIKE BRUH YOU REALLY COULD PRINT YOURSELF TO AN ANIMAL THAT DON'T GOT NO FUCKIN HANDS BRUH LIKE WHAT'S BRUH THAT SHIT'S CRAZY BRUH EVEN IF THEY GOT AN HANDS BRUH MONKEYS DON'T EVEN DO THAT SHIT BRUH CAUSE THEY'RE ANIMALS BRUH THEY BORN IN THE WILD ***** THEY DON'T GOT TOTALISTS AND TOILET PAPER BRUH WTF BRUH YO THIS SHIT ICE MAKE ME TIGHT BRUH THIS SHIT MAKE ME THIS TIGHT

HELL YEAH I WHITE MY ASS, I'M NOT NASTY, HELL NO I'M NOT LIKE HER, SHE NEEDS TO BE WHOO, HELL NO I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH WHITE PEOPLE, EVEN A TEACHER MAKES THEIR KIDS GO BISEXUAL, LESBIAN, GAY, I JUST SEEN THAT, A WHITE TEACHER, A WHITE ASS TEACHER MADE THEIR KIDS IN THE CLASS BE GAY BISEXUAL, LESBIAN, GAY, I JUST SEEN THAT, A WHITE TEACHER

Nah, you gotta be a stink-ass bitch. Ain't no way.