Yo, bro, is this real?

Another hamster thing? Oh yeah, poor hamster.

I don't think anyone cares my *****. You fell down the stairs. I don't have to know about this *****. Shut the fuck up

Don't nobody give a fuck

Why don't you just eat your cat at this point like make sure you cook it up put some like you know Some nice seasoning put some like Himalayan salt on top of that bitch and just cook that cat like the Chinese people do You know, I mean you could go get another one if you want, but make sure you cook that thing cuz you know cats You know are good for your digestive tract and it's good to eat cat