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I just killed my pet hamster by sitting on it, I just heard it like it cracking and it died.
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Rest in peace.
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Why are you laughing? This is a serious matter.
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Fucking memes is a serious matter, just put the ***** in a box and bury him.
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real it's a fucking hamster what the hell so serious about that i mean yeah it's like a living thing but it's a hamster that's like a fish you don't care about a fish i don't think so
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Tell me the first similarities between a hamster and a fish. Flying fish and birds ain't the same, is it? You daft, daft woman.
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Well, no fucking shit.
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I thought he lived, but he fucking died. I thought he was going to live, but he just passed away. I think I snapped his neck under my booty cheeks.
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No, I guess it wasn't a shit, it was a hamster, that's even worse, damn.
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Literally, like, the other night, I had a dream about, um, having a bunch of hamsters in my closet. There was, like, there was, like, fucking ten of those fuckers, and I stepped on one, and I killed it. Um, so, I-I get where you're coming from, but damn, you must have a fat ass if you killed that fucker.
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I did not mean to press the review button, my bad.
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Why can't hamsters ever just die naturally? Well then he's gonna die in the most ridiculous circumstances like getting blown up or drowned.
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why do hamsters always have the most gruesome deaths like oh my god what do y'all be doing to these animals jeez poor hamsters honestly
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You got power for less.
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Oh my god and I thought I thought your ass was joking and you just kept going and it didn't get better.
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