Huh, what are you talking about? I'm probably blacker than this *****. That's just crazy

Black-on-black crime. Say, this is exactly why you thugs aren't ever getting out the projects.

homie i'm almost out the projects i don't know what the fuck you're talking about

Well, you should keep your black monkey ass in there, ya fuckin' *****! I hate your kind! Ever since that fat fuck, Martin Luther fuckin' ****! Ow! Call an ambulance! I'm having a heart attack! Blech! Blech! Blech! Blech!

Doug you got serious issues, man

Thank you for watching.

Well, well, well, look at those chicken-loving, watermelon-sucking, monkey-asses up. Guess we gotta bring him the good old days. Come here, boy! Come here! I said come here, boy! Dude, where do you think you're going? Come here! Jamal, work harder, boy! Jamal Jackson III Jr., work harder!