What's cooking good looking? That's what my friend said to me before I fucked him in the ass After he said a boring a joke to me I didn't really like that joke and I took it really really too personally now what I accidentally did was pull it on my pants and Accidentally shoved my **** up his ass and we couldn't pull it out and it took seven days for us to get it out well while we were pulling it out our mom came in and saw us Doing it. We were grounded for a whole week and we couldn't get ungrounded We didn't know what to do and we were still stuck in that position Now we are still put in there Stop moaning and we are still in that position till this day now. I'm just kidding That was a while ago. We got out and it actually was good when he pulled it out when I pulled it out He moaned really really really loud and I was like, whoa homeboy Whoa, you get it. Calm down All right, and he was like no it felt so good. So After we got out we went to Walmart and fucked every single employee there Yes with our 12-inch ****s and we cummed in their assholes and cum was bleeding everywhere But we didn't know what to do We didn't know it was wrong And then we left and decided to go cum in and Walmart and then we went to each other store Until we got tired of it and we did a Ronnie McNutt

Dude, what is your body count by now? A thousand or something?