Would you take one for your mom? She's getting pressed by four gang members. Mom pulls out a Glock 19. You can dive in front and save her life, or you can sit back because you don't want to get shot and let her become another victim of gun violence. You have a millisecond to react. What are you choosing?

Um, I literally knew you would be on this post, and no, I would not take one from my mother.

Not taking one for your mom is crazy.

Broski, my mother is abusive, but alright, I'll just shut up.

I want that.