When I was in China this summer, I was just trying new food at the food market. I was eating this piece of meat. It was looking smacking, so I asked the person what it was. Turned out to be dog meat.

I don't understand why they be cooking up dogs, bro. Like, leave the dogs alone, bruh, please.

Yo, so one time my dad went to Africa. It was going like before I was born He went to many places and he stopped by this one curry restaurant, right? so he had a curry there and He didn't understand what they were saying and it appealed to him and he ate it and he asked wow, this is delicious What's the meat made out of and then the guy that served it to him said woof woof

Oh god, well they should leave dogs alone.

Yo man, please do not come to my house here, stay back, stay away from my dog.

Yeah, yeah, I stay away from the dogs.

Well, gotta eat something.

I don't even know how to respond to that.