Why is your username I love to fart?

Why else would it be there? They love to fart. Come on

Fart lass who's just queef, not fart mate

It totally does.

I'm sorry, you still watch Victorious? What?

Wow, we have another Impressionist in the comments, huh? I see you're a Donald Duck Impressionist. And I'm the Joker Impressionist. Hope you have the nicest day you can get. And get better at the work you're doing. Because better is true.

At this point, I don't know what you're trying to do. It's either that you're trying to set her for failure, or you're just leaving her worried because you don't even know what you're trying to plot.

You know, as a woman, you've got to invite him there for Netflix and chill and then, when you're watching the movie, you've got to stroke his leg and say Oh i'm fucking honking of eggs mate would you mind sniffing me down there to see if it's coming out that way and um, that's that