Ares, you yell too much. Taurus, you never share. Pisces, you're almost always putting on an act. Go ahead, tell me I'm right.

because all of my aries exes have been either the best things that have ever happened to me or the best fucking things that have ever happened to me but like the scorpios oh my god those bitches fucked up my life so much but it was like in a hot way like i'd let them fuck my life up again that's how hot they were like oh my god i'd rather have a scorpio than an

I just want to tell you that's a goddamn lie about the Taurus. We share too much. As a matter of fact, we'll get you your own. We will get you your own, okay?

Zodiac signs do not mean personalities. You need to learn this!