My mother, my personal mother, gave the last bamboo to my oldest sibling, even though I'm her favorite!

Oh my lordy lord You don't know what I would do to that panda. I'm just joking. Oh, I don't have sex with pandas. That's fucking weird

He's not depressed. Pandas are really just not good at banding. I could go on for hours about like the millions of reasons they should be extinct, but I'm just gonna keep it short and just say that pandas are just not good at existing. They're just not good at life, man.

Nah, he's just chillin' like a villain up there.

I think someone needs to check up on the panda, rip in piece.

He's just depressed or something like that. I don't know. He's depressed.