I got tricked/I tricked him🤣
My girl/I ain't no imposter😤
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Yo Bro, what did y'all girl get y'all for? Valentine's Day and ladies what did y'all get y'all dudes for Valentine's Day now if any of y'all say pussy That's crazy. It's a sad life my ***** You tell him you can't get pussy any other day of the week the year my ***** She just tricked you and you just let it fly completely over your fucking head. That's crazy Now if you don't gotten either you don't got a a girlfriend or a boyfriend just tell me what happened on your valentine's day Does anything funny happen?
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I got my boyfriend a $50 $uicideBoy$ hoodie candy lots of candy and matching necklaces for us and he got me to squish mellows and a hello kitty stuffed animal
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Oh so y'all went awww, I'm proud for you girl!
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I'm proud for me too!
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Oh so he's one of them girl Girls baby week girl oh sorry bro
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Not even got a cat because I got me some dick
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You guys are like 12 or what?
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I walked up to my boyfriend just pimps slapped him a couple times but he's kinky as hell so he liked it so I just bent them over and started fucking him
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Are you where is my tower where are you like 16 harassing sometime you loads are well
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Do you hear that? I'm scared!
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Shit, you might dig every...
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The only thing I was doing a Valentines listen to this He's been broken To my brain
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and you don't know how lucky you got it bro back when i was single i didn't have I was stuck on my own by myself and all alone
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Yeah what song is that bro that sounds fire
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Oh because swear to God
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I got cheated on.
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hold that L
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massive L actually hold up let me find it I'm not gonna do it.
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Set an ally I would say L but like that's happened to me before
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Yo that's a W bro, what you mean L? That guy's gone out of your life bro! Be happy man, come on.
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Tallulah
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I hate Valentine's Day and I did not get anything.
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Why you hate Valentine's Day? What Valentine's Day ever do to you? Like when you were in kindergarten, like nobody just came and gave you some candy just for no reason on Valentine's Day.
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Oh when we were in kindergarten we did like those little curl things like you had to put your leg bags on like the table like you like win around the table in pastel in Valentimes
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Besides that I was single this Valentine's Day so that's sad I wasn't last year but I am this year and I'm still lame
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You didn't get anything cuz you're ugly bitch and I'm joking
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True
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Yeah, that's exactly what I was talking about. My school used to do that same exact thing in kindergarten.
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And don't worry if you're single, even the most ugliest person has had at least one person that was interested in. You ain't out of the count yet cause there's definitely people worse than you.
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Take me for example. I'm not the best looker myself, but I got somebody by the grace of God.
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I can change that.
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Elriz.
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I'm gonna keep it on there all I got is weed and I ain't get shit to nobody Fuck I look like wasting my money on motherfuckers. I don't even fuck with
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That's cool. Gotta love yourself first. Queen. I don't know if you black, white, Puerto Rican, Dominican, Latina, but you are something, the you EVERYWHERE and there and the the the
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The pause before you say Queen is fucking the same.
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Lima boy Aloma let me just talking real shit you are stumped
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I really really wanted one of those really big stuffed animals but I didn't get anything. I got nothing bro
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Oh, it's funny that you mentioned that cuz um, I actually got my girl one of those giant teddy bears She ended up showing it off to her whole school the day after Valentine's because we met up on Valentine's night so she didn't get to show it off in a day.
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I didn't get anything I'm ugly as fuck
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Nobody that ugly honey like you don't like you could've got something from your mama or something like I mean my dad even give me something to see if he can get me something so you got me a big teddy bear like I fuck asked him right
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I don't like being this topic up, but if you really want to know, I didn't get anything.
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring bad memories up. I'm sorry Please forgive me!
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I'm sorry, Mickey, but I cannot accept your apology. I can't take it anymore!
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Suicider Your love is suicidal No don't commit suicide. No, we love you come back
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What do you ever do to you is that a question
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It's OK girl me too
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Yo is that shit bubble gum pink because I'll be down to dive into that
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Bubblegum pink is crazy.
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I got her fake rose. That's really big. Got her love. And also got her real rose. fortunately we're distant but it was a good day
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What I want to say would be me so I'm gonna give you some words of encouragement. You got this man you could do it. I can't promise you that though.
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Hey I appreciate it but we're together right now. I meant to say unfortunately but some of my words we slurred. but yeah it's all good. Thanks.
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Hurt hurt you yourself a man need to find God reigns ally you probably ugly bro
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Bro, I was my own Valentine's Day. I got myself chocolate and a fucking And uh, fat ass octopus. I have my own balance times. and his flu.
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Damn. I'm sorry, babe. Why you ain't asked to do it across the street to get you some? He would have done it.
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Because I'm independent and I don't need no man to give me shit. He should have been already over here. Plus, I don't live by nobody but myself.
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It's alright, it's alright, don't cry now. You gotta remember, clothes, mouths don't always get thin. You gotta go up to him and you'll see it will work out.
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I'm an independent woman. I don't need nobody. I got myself and my sis.
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Oh, Valentine's Day. Right, right, right. I got broken up with, like, a few days before Valentine's Day. And then on Valentine's Day, the guy that broke up with me... I found out he was talking to a girl after saying he wasn't gonna get in a fucking relationship. Like bitch what the fuck where- what the fuck do you-
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Twins! Yup, me too bro! Still crying over it! Oh
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