Okay, I'm doing risotto tomorrow. I just really fancied the pasta today

While the James is away, the Jims will play.

You're a bad person, Chloe McClowface. Why? No, not you, Chloe is. Yeah, why? I'm leaving her a message. Oh. I said you're a bad person, Chloe McClowface. And from the bathroom, baby. Why? As if I was just saying it. I thought you were telling me. No. Right, can I leave this message, please? I'm going to have to leave another one now. I'm up to fucking 29 seconds.

Anyway, what was I saying? You're a bad person. But here's the thing, Chloe McCloface, you're safe. Do you know why? James is such a terrible partner, he's gonna never listen to any of your soundbites. Ha ha ha! Oh, James. James, we miss you. My, uh, my stomach level, uh, stomach level? My stomach pain level's at three. So I'm alright. I'm good to rock and roll. Where's James? I miss James.