This just in. Spotted right where I want you. Hi Chris Gossip Girl here. I hear you used to love watching me on TV so you must feel honored you get the privilege of having me post you all over the internet. Sources tells me you're a coon, and I don't like rabies. The love isn't mutual. One narrative is created but that doesn't mean both parties aren't liars. I'm watching you Chris. Does that fill your fantasies? I know it fills mine. You know you love me XOXO Gossip Girl.