Wait, you guys want to hear me chug half a Sprite? Okay, okay. Three, two, one.

What you got sand on your body for? Did you really pick up this sand and put it on your legs and shit? Deadass bro Now you gotta go in the ocean

To be honest, I would throw myself in a paper factory to be reduced to paper fibers and then transformed into toilet paper that you might possibly use.

I feel like there's only one person that made it a point that the first guy took half of a fucking Sprite and then burped out all of the demons that were inside of him like I swear to God. He ain't some holy water bitch.