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Yo I need you to slide to right now I would like like something like devious like down bad day and you never told your parents before like extreme you feel me
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My mom doesn't know that I did it with three guys. So... Yeah, but I'm glad that I did not get pregnant.
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that I had about four boyfriends and I sucked big then second grade.
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I low-key do you bro second grade is crazy
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Everybody been saying bro second grade is crazy look but second grade though. I remember it though. It was under a fucking table in the teacher was outside door and we had like 100 little mate lates in here
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That wasn't just crazy. That was just, that's just straight horrendous. In second grade, what age are you again? Like six, seven? You're not even the double digits. You were second dick. In second grade, I was fucking with fidget spinners. I don't even think they were-
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In second grade, neither of y'all could have been going through puberty unless you went to puberty super early. So I don't understand how he would even be getting anything out of that.
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to i like what they're pretty like at 10 so like that's kind of a little early but that at that time I'm off f***ing eight. I was eight. Look, you're f***ing eight. Um... But yeah.
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I changed though, I literally, I literally changed right now though. But nobody was at the toe of me because I was like a second pro at the foot.
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Sucking dick in second grade that's wild
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This what the fuck? You this?
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The biggest kept every New Year's and change I know you still be an ass is a bad
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The night I told my mom that I was going to my friends house but in reality I only went to his boys house he was so fine too and last night that I lost my virginity
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That's crazy
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I know but at least I didn't suck dick in the second grade so like come on
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I mean like that's not that crazy for me like I don't got a story I don't have anything because I'm a good kid
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Yeah, you're right.
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I mean yeah it's like I would expect me to like crazy it's like something I never told my parents
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Whenever I would come home with like wads of cash and crab and they used to ask where it was from And I was like, oh yeah, I just I used to find this crap like out on the ground and stuff No, in reality, he was just a guy giving me money out of school.
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One time I snuck out of the house and got fucked by like 15 guys the same night and then came back home and nobody ever found out
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That's pretty very pretty valley
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Um, I ain't ever gonna tell them how I tell people on this app that I'm gonna get sloppy for them. You feel me?
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Nah, what's wrong with the picture? That look like an iPhone 4 my boy
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iPhone 4 is crazy but I hate on me for weight on my dick for Waze
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I smoke hello fucking weed like I will be blowing their ass smoke like you know you know
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Masturbated looking at my pets like there was really on my bed right next to me and I was petting on my planet
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I think there's like kind of outrageous
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That I snuck out to meet someone before
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