Yo, I need your help on this. How do you get a baby to stop crying?

Well, you should probably pick up the child. Maybe the child needs to be held or maybe the child's hungry Or maybe you gotta change that stinky ass fucking diaper You don't know until you pick it up

Hug em, feed em, change their diaper, hold em, bounce em, walk with em, take em in the car, on a ride, so a whole lot of different ways, a plethora of ways.

Well, all babies are different. The regularity is either they're hungry or they're dirty. And if it's nothing like that, they're sleepy. And if it's not that, then you need to find your way into silly faces or entertainment to get him to stop crying. Good luck with that. Bye bye!