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Honestly I'm cold as shit give me a story time I guess kind of sort of somewhat
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I know it's the right time to have this boy look like he peed himself, but he didn't or how the other dude squirted on another dude's jacket. one like for real for real.
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I'm sorry what
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Um, this dude asked everybody for a dollar every single day, which I don't bring money. Even though I burn candy, but like, I don't bring money. And he finally got his dollar and he went up there and at lunch he was drinking it.
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guess he knocked it over and he spilled it all over his private part and he said oh my god my dude cool Oh my god, like everybody wouldn't stop staring at his dick could like honestly I was so
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Story time when I was young I used to be beat by my stepdad and his parents every single day and then a school I would be bullied and harassed sometimes even brutally salted so yeah that's today's
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Dang I'm sorry bro
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It's fine, it's fine. It's fine! But you'll have a good night and I'll see you in the next one.
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If I have your story time, you should make a YouTube channel about it.
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I for real should that be nice. I could make so much money in van at the same time and make everyone else sad That'd be such a bonus.
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I say do it and remember me when you get famous and be your first subscriber I swear
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I already have a YouTube channel with a few subscribe reviews so I don't think you can be my first unless I made a whole new channel.
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Yeah make another one or you pretty much is fin and Mike tell stories and shit like that I'll be the first subscriber for that one yeah
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If only I had a good Mike to do it I would do it
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Bro I would literally send you a mic like like we can literally cohost a fucking YouTube channel and yeah
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That hit me up like Go to my insta and follow and then follow my private account But yeah, yeah, I'm here.
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Hey someone was doing graffiti on a certain place and they go chase down by the cops by cops which is lo L bozo and got a run and juked and yeah
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El Cops. El Cops.
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I've been telling the story time too many times on here but I was in sixth grade and I'm sitting down and I was on my period and I don't know how my pad got through my pants out of my pants it was on the seat and I stood up and left my bloody pad on the seat in my class
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That is um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um. um um
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One time my sister convinced me to eat have a poo because she told me it was raisins I don't lie to you But that is part of the business I trust is used I learned very quickly those are not raisin
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Damn. Haha. That must suck. Oh my god. I feel so bad.
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Somebody egg somebody number two out to prom but did commit a graffiti and it was like Alex do you want to go to prom with me and then the cops came and he his answer was a no by the way
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The shorter version is him Billy Bob Joe asked Alex to prompt committed graffiti got arrested just for his answer to be a no so yes he committed a crime for no reason
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El Billy Bob Joe
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Let's talk about the time that my science teacher in middle school literally got caught selling pictures of student speed and he's still working at schools.
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Oh that that's insane his ass needs to be fired OMG
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One time I was at a lake affair and someone stole all my fucking money and then ran away
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Damn.
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So this one time we were at the beach and I was on a floaty right and we was at the ocean and my dad put me on the floor he was a stay here with the floaty I'm a go get a beer and then this boy came back and I was like a mile out that she was terrifying
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So this was like in high school like I'd say like because I just moved from the high school but But I was talking to this guy named Jaden. I'm gonna drop names because I don't care
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And you know we were talking like we were getting to know each other and he started fumbling because then I found out that like during our Talking stage he would talk to other girls and And when I found that out, it was by his own twin brother. So it was kind of like.
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And after I put a thumbs up, he's like, why are you so pissed? I'm like, I'm not mad when I knew who I was. He's like, yes, you are. He's like, I'm like, yeah, I'm mad because you have their hose on your phone and you're talking to other girls why it's not going to be.
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Like why are you entertaining other girls when you are talking to me but you know that doesn't make sense. So his friend reaches out to me. Okay, I'm gonna tell him about my friend right now.
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My friend had a crush on his friend, which my friend's name is Risa and the guy that she liked was named KJ and she said that she really liked him, that she wanted to talk to him. I'm like, yeah, I could put you on. He's in my geography less.
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And so I put them on together and they started like, I don't know, they was kind of confusing. And there was like an on and off thing talking stage. So I was like, oh well.
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I really trusted these two and I still trust Risa, I don't know about KJ though, but I would tell her about like my personal things and how her and KJ are like the only people that I trust because of what's going on.
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and tell me why tell me why the guy that she like text me and was like oh I fuck with you more than I fuck with Risa like I'm than that like I'm right here
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Turns out that he had a crush on me the whole time. So that was confusing. So I was like, okay, I'm gonna just talk to like, and see what's up with them.
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Dumbass, okay, um so I'm texting and I'm like listen I don't understand like I don't know how you feel But I feel like you honestly don't like me and you're wasting my time. You're just using me as entertainment you like to be liked.
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You like to be liked because I'm liking you like you like attention and then he started putting these pointing emojis like you know that point emoji yeah I didn't know that meant me that he liked me, but I you know I was dumb, okay?
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