This cafe, like smooth, jazzy music you've got playing here, that's what the robbery felt like, you know, like I was in a coffee shop, you know, someone was doing some improv, but it's a, you know, actor that nobody really knows, you know, so we're just kind of sitting there in the cafe enjoying it, but it's like, you know, whatever, he's in the background.

They treated him like he was the town annoyance, you know, like they're used to him, they're used to the drama, you know, nothing surprises them anymore, you know. The people around are like, oh yeah, yeah, that's Jeff, you know, he's the town, just ignore him, he'll go away. They all went to their happy place.

To answer your question, have I ever been robbed before? Yes, I have. I have been robbed before. So, good question. I don't know. Like, would you react the way they did? The individuals in the salon? Or, like, how would you respond, Jose, to the situation? The way the robber left, though.

The way that everyone responded to the robber is like when that friend tells the same corny joke over and over, but they think it's funny, you know, but nobody else is laughing. I should know because I'm that friend that told the same corny joke for over 10 years and thought it was hysterical.

The robber is like a person opening a can of soda, thinking that it's going to be fizzy, but in reality it's like flat. This is this guy.

The robber is like Barney Fife off of Andy Griffith with one bullet in his pocket, you know, and Barney's like trying to act like he got real official business, you know, but everybody's like, where's the sheriff? Because you're not it.

The robber is like the blind date that you've been talking to online for like, you know, maybe three months, you know, and you meet for the first time. It's that underwhelming like, oh, you're not what I thought you were gonna be. Yeah. You feel catfished.

The robber is like when we know we have to sneeze, but we think it's going to be a big sneeze, but in reality it's not a sneeze. The not a sneeze is the people in the salon.

The people in the salon are like the paint that dries on a wall and the robber had a supervisor which told him to sit and wait for the paint to dry.

The robber and the people in the salon are like the epiphany of hurry up and wait, which is a term used in the military community. Hurry up is the robber and wait is the people in the salon. And the robber just accepts the fate of hurry up and wait.

The robber is like the guy that orders his food like an hour ago, and he's waiting at the table for his food to arrive, and the salon, the people in the salon, they are the restaurant, you know, an hour later, not yet shown up for the food.