okay this could be like hair mist but like mullets like some mullets are like fluffy hair type whatever i don't care what that is but like those are pretty cool but like if you have like just straight hair get the fuck out those look so ugly and buzz cuts

Outta charge homie dog balls right off his fuckin' neck bruh, with his bomb on his ass lookin' ass. Boy you don't even know what it is boy, boy you ain't never even stepped in them Balenciagas like that boy, boy you ain't never even put on a Rolex right boy, boy you ain't never even shook your head and seen sideways boy, you don't even know what's up like that boy. I'm Woody, I'm Woody, why you runnin' Woody?

Edgars, um, bowl cuts, obviously, um, hmm, there's others, but like, there's some mullets that are good, but mullets on people who have straight hair, no, just cut it out, bro.

That shit where they fade the sides and then the top is just a giant pile of ramen.